You walk into Walmart cringing, anticipating the worst. Step by step the dread grows, and as you pass by the annoyingly cheery greeters you come face to face with the vilest, loudest displays of the year for single people … Valentine’s Day. Last year, I set out to find the true meaning of Valentine’s Day.Continue reading “Even Priests Deserve a Valentine”
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The Eras Tour Movie: A Journey Through THE Music Industry
Written By: Reagan Lankford and Jonah Thompson Taylor Swift’s Eras’s Tour, which began in March 2023, has taken the world by storm. According to Forbes, every one of her shows on the tour brings in about 13 million dollars per night and the tour spans across five continents for a total of 149 dates. ManyContinue reading “The Eras Tour Movie: A Journey Through THE Music Industry”
Casting Calls, Curtain Speeches, and Closing Nights: What Life Looks Like for the Cast and Crew of Bishop Kelly’s Theater Productions
The cast and crew of Bishop Kelly’s Fall Play, Alice; or the Scottish Gravediggers, demonstrate their “General Stupefaction” faces (Bishop Kelly Theater Arts). Chances are that if you’re a student at Bishop Kelly, you’ve heard of this school’s Theater Arts program. Whether it’s from announcements over the PA before closure prayer, your teachers offering extraContinue reading “Casting Calls, Curtain Speeches, and Closing Nights: What Life Looks Like for the Cast and Crew of Bishop Kelly’s Theater Productions”
Chaos and Order: Behind the Curtains of Bishop Kelly’s “Alice, or the Scottish Gravediggers”
In the heart of the human psyche lies a deeply ingrained fear of the unknown. It’s as if our soul craves structure, order, and the comfort of the predictable. But what if that world of predictability disintegrates? As the age-old saying goes, there’s order in chaos. And recently, I’ve been mulling this over as IContinue reading “Chaos and Order: Behind the Curtains of Bishop Kelly’s “Alice, or the Scottish Gravediggers””
Dear Upperclassmen, Help Us!
The first question freshmen asked was academic: What are some ways to prepare for a test? One junior, Tommy Derden, likes “to prepare for a test by completing any review the teacher gives, then doing any quizizz or kahoot until [he feels] confident.” Junior, Ben Boroff, had a similar take: “In my opinion, some ofContinue reading “Dear Upperclassmen, Help Us!”
From Martyr to Marketing
The modern world has molded Valentine’s Day into a celebration of love and a front for the sale of millions of bags of candy, chocolate, and flowers marketed in pinks, reds, and purples every year for the sake of a so-called holiday. However, since BK is a Catholic school, I decided to do a deepContinue reading “From Martyr to Marketing”
Heaven’s Kitchen Food Review: First Edition
BK’s rendition of a food critic needs no introduction. This panel consists of seasoned experts and avid critics who articulate their frustrations, excitements, and suggestions on BK Cafeteria Hot Lunch for the Bishop Kelly community to enjoy. Monday, 2/06 Monday saw the re-introduction of a classic lunch staple to the Bishop Kelly Lunch Menu. TheContinue reading “Heaven’s Kitchen Food Review: First Edition”
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